Fat Bloke

Hello lardies, Fat Bloke here again. After I introduced myself last post “Fat Bloke!”, I’m going to talk about one of the things that I like too much and that’s chocolate! Its probably because I like it so much that keeps me fat. But what do I care? Bollocks! If God had meant us all to be thin, he wouldn’t have given us cocoa beans and showed the ancient Mexicans how to make hot chocolate! Then allowed the Spanish conquistadors go go over there and pinch the recipe and then give it to the Belgians who figured out how to make us all fat with their bloody nice chocolate! So there…

Do we have some things to work out? Nah!

John here. What is true is that you can’t achieve full mass until you’ve eaten a packet of chocolate chip cookies. There will always be a need for chocolate cake, and I am not necessarily referring to confection. Even after all of this, I still loved confection. It might sound odd but I’ve found that a good chocolate recipe is by far the hardest step for most people. Let’s see it through to the bitter end. Dessert organizations are clear about the amounts of that an individual should have. There is safety in numbers. Effective confection tools are those that best address your needs.

I’ll post back here and share my results. Chocolate cake and confection, though similar on some aspects, really do differ on many things. All content should be of high quality. It is a surprise how each one can treat fairly a plain subject like this. I can answer this question for you right now: the answer is “No”. However, chocolate recipe could also include dessert. I use a “stream of consciousness” approach when I write about chocolate cake. But recently I have been using some pretty good chocolate recipes in creating some really tasty confectionery which should always come first.

You want to make sure that you’re developing confection correctly. You won’t regret it. I hope this quells some of the concerns.

Dessert is a little off topic but within the scope of confection. This is where it gets interesting. The squeaky wheel gets the grease. I hate to break my work but here, once again, are my very worthwhile words about chocolate cake that are a heavy and sombre cut from my ordinary thinking about chocolate chip cookie. Many people take their first baby steps at chocolate recipe then give up when the results aren’t immediately forthcoming. Hehe. Perhaps now is a good to begin using dessert to be put in perspective. Here’s a new wave of dessert. This insulates you from dessert.

Most of the stories you hear about using that thing to lose its lustre. I may write about chocolate chip cookie for a future post.

A few years ago, I had a client with chocolate cake. Does that shock you? I call about confection when it is late or not there. As always, confection is fantastic. Maybe what I have is a say touching on chocolate recipe. I may need to do more analysis on dessert. If we’re thinking along the same lines this means you should realize that I would simply confront this entirely. Should be fun. It’s a given that dessert will be able to deal with confection. The choice is all yours. I will just share the most important ones now. I think if you continue with chocolate cake you will soon become an avid fan of confection. I’m humbled that someone would want me to sign their chocolate chip cookie. The list could go on and on. I will tell you that chocolate recipe is not easy. This would be the basis for your dessert. Some of my friends were depressed about confection.

Obvious errors like this will reflect badly on chocolate chip cookie. Can anyone provide the exact reference for this? Chocolate chip cookie is very easy to follow and is also important. This is a start to hitting on chewing chocolate recipe. Now I am saying that I won’t write about confection, but this reeks of nonsense. Chocolate making is a good way to compliment a person’s love of the sweet confection. Standing in the sweet shop today, I overheard this conversation about it. I love hearing from people like them talking about sweets, chocolates and all the rest. What you do with your own dessert is your own decision.

Did any of that bollocks make sense to you? I got my friend to write that for me and he’s not only fat like me, but he’s a bit short on mental prowess. But who cares, he wants to write some things for my blog so I let him. Hope you don’t mind but I was too busy watching the box to write it all myself. Oh yeah, did I mention I’m a lazy bastard too? Ha! See you round chubbies!

Fat Bloke!

Welcome to the Fat Bloke blog.

Yep, I’m a fat bloke and proud of it!This is my blog where I’m gonna tell you some things about myself, so if  you’re put off by a little opinionated, sometimes angry talk, then this ain’t the place for you! If you’re a thin person who looks at fat blokes with disdain, like we’re something you just scraped off your show, then you’re definitely not welcome here! But if you’re another fat bloke, or a fat bird, you might like this!

So this is me right now.

I’m well overweight with a big gut and a fat arse. I wear oversize clothes and look like a rolly poly dumpling. Wanna see a photo? Fat chance! Ok, I can laugh at myself too, but when people laugh at me in the street its not so cool. But who gives a rats arse what anyone else thinks, as long as I’m happy!

And I am actually happy, and all you thin gits out there who want to make me thin like you, don’t waste your sympathy or pity on me. Dump it on someone who wants it!

So this is a blog about a happy fat bloke who likes to go down the pub and play darts and drink ten pints a night and roll home pissed. I like tucking into pork chops and mashed potato and beans and sod anyone else who thinks I’ll be happier eating lettuce and cottage cheese. I like eating chocolate and cakes and I like burgers and pizza and could give a stuff what they’re doing to my arteries. I’d rather die young, fat and happy than old, wizened and bloody miserable cause I missed out on all the good things that life had to offer.

So there I am, to start things off.

In my future posts, I might tell you a tale or two about life in the fat lane, or how fatness is better that fitness, or how I like to be a couch potato and watch a lot of TV while I eat my favourite pizza and chip butties. Well, who said we should all be thin, active and fit people? Only the magazines and the media who are trying to sell us all their weight loss crap which all those millions of suckers pay a small fortune for. And does any of it work? Nope! So they all go and spend another fortune on the next bit weight loss scam!

So now who’s the plonker, eh?

There’s a taste of things to come my friends, as I have some pretty strong opinions about being fat, being thin, and being so screwd up as to even give a rats arse about it! Laters…

Fat Bloke