Say No to Weight Loss Top Tips!
Say no to weight loss top tips sites that spout a pile of crap about how to lose weight this way or that. Its all horseshit anyway. My last post “Who Wants To Be Slim?”, said it all anyway. Who the hell wants to go through all that agony and hardship just to lose a few pounds and then, three months down the line, pile it all back on again because your damn budgie died or some such crap?
Hell, when you’re just a few pounds overweight, its not like you’re going to give yourself a coronary by running for the bus. In fact, if you run for the bus every day because you’re a lazy sonofabitch and can’t get your lazy ass out of your bed in the morning so you’re always running late, you’re going to get so used to it that it will actually do you some good!
Then you can get to work and eat that big fat slice of chocolate cake without any guilt cause you did your morning exercise and you can afford the extra calories. Haha you gotta have balls when you’re a little overweight, or even a gut bucket fat bloke like me! Man, only one slice of chocolate cake? Pussy. Have another and tell the skinnies to go swivel!
So back to what I was originally saying – all these damn magazines and such telling you that if you follow these really cool brand new ten easy weight loss tips that you’re gonna lose 10 pounds in a couple weeks or whatever. Man, its all horseshit cause what they don’t tell you is that as soon as you stop following the tips, you’re gonna pile it all back on again. And some!
You see, if you’re naturally the weight you are, then trying to reduce it is unnatural, right? So as soon as you stop trying to reduce it, you’re natural way of being will return, because that’s what natural is, right? Then because you’ve been depriving yourself of the things you like, you’re gonna eat more of them and add an extra few pounds on top of what you were before you started to lose it. Right?
Damn right!
Why do you want to go through all that unnecessary hassle and painful deprivation for anyhow? It does you no good whatsoever. So the best way to be is to say bye bye to the glossy magazines, avoid all the pain for no gain and stay just as you are. Happy, carefree and a little overweight, because that’s the way you are!
Well, that’s the way I am, in any case. So here’s the perennial fat bloke signing off after yet another irreverent diatribe about how fat is good and thin is painful. See you soon!
I head that cardio exercises can be done for an hour or so on a regular basis. Other exercises that can provide abdominal fat loss are outdoor activities like running, brisk walking, cycling and swimming. I also hear that playing different active sports like basketball or badminton, or tougher ones like soccer can be good too. Great article, BTW!
Tony
27 Mar 10 at 5:56 am
This is a good idea and losing weight works although it takes more than 6 minutes to feel the effect on your muscle when you exercise a lot. Do more than 20 minutes per day for a month and i can guarantee you that you’ll definitely see some improvement.
SAMUEL
8 Sep 10 at 1:58 pm